Events for the Week of January 10th
Mike David of Redbar Radio says, when having a laugh at someone's expense, yes, one person may suffer, but think about all the joy being brought to those doing the laughing. We're just to ignore this? Now, this sentiment doesn't really gel with a lot of people, but who cares. Let's have a laugh at the expense of these bands over their poor name choices.
Bad Band Names
Dance Gavin Dance
+ If a woman hears “Dance Gavin Dance,” her fertility window closes immediately
Imagine Dragons
+ Imagine our enemies hearing this band name
Rebelution
+ “Woah man, Tribal Seeds and Rebelution are playing on Friday, gimme some cash to get a ticket… Dude you owe me for those whippets last week”
Pigeons Playing Ping Pong
+ If I were king, I’d ban them from artistic expression
Rainbow Kitten Surprise
+ This name gave me a sinking feeling in my stomach, then I looked at the band and became violently ill
Cautious Clay
+ Must not have dads
Drivin N Cryin
+ Get out of the fast lane, bro
🖼 At the Frist, Medieval Bologna: Art for a University City is running until January 30th
👥 Paul Thomas Anderson’s Licorice Pizza is running at Green Hills Regal until January 13th
Monday, 1/9
🎩 History Class @ Bold Patriot Brewing, 5:00, Info
💀Grateful Monday @ Acme Feed & Seed, 7p, Free, Info
🎸Harry Fontana @ American Legion Post 82, 7p, Free, Info
💃 Free Swing Dance Lessons @ Bold Patriot Brewing, 8p, Free, Info
💃 Motown Monday @ The Five Spot, 9p, $5, Info
Tuesday, 1/10
🎸 Honky Tonk Tuesday @ American Legion Post 82, 5p, Free, Info
+ Texas Two Step from 5-7p, The Cowpokes @ 8p.
🍻 Trivia Night @ The Bold Patriot, 7p, Free, Info
🐅 Predators vs. Avalanche @ Bridgestone Arena, 7p, $38+, Info
Wednesday, 1/11
🎸 K.C. Jones @ The 5 Spot, 9p, $10, Info
🍸 Electric relaxation @ Bar Sovereign, 9p, Free, Info
Thursday, 1/12
🎸 Kelly’s Heroes @ Robert’s Western World, 6:30p, Free, Info
+ Best honky tonk in Nashville
🐅 Predators vs. Sabres @ Bridgestone Arena, 7p, $32+, Info
Friday, 1/13
🐖 Nashville farmers’ market @ Nashville farmers’ market, 8a, free, Info
🎸 Kelly’s Heroes @ Robert’s Western World, 6:30p, Free, Info
+ Best honky tonk in Nashville
Saturday, 1/14
🐖 Nashville farmers’ market @ Nashville farmers’ market, 8a, Info
🐖 Franklin farmers’ market @ Franklin TN, 9a, Info
🐖 Charlotte farmers’ market @ Richland Park, 9a, Info
笊 Ran (1985) @ The Belcourt, 12:30p, $11.50, Info
+ Japanese Epic based on King Lear by Akira Kurosawa
🎸 Kelly’s Heroes @ Robert’s Western World, 6:30p, Free, Info
+ Best honky tonk in Nashville
Sunday 1/15
🐖 Nashville farmers’ market @ Nashville farmers’ market, 8a, free, Info
笊 Ran (1985) @ The Belcourt, 12:30p, $11.50, Info
+ Japanese Epic based on King Lear by Akira Kurosawa