Good morning, everyone.
We've got some fresh digs we're trying out this morning, so pardon us if we take the day to show them off. We'll unfurl the mainsail as soon we finish polishing the decks, and return to your regularly scheduled programming tomorrow morning.
We'll have more to share in the coming weeks as we direct our blunderbusses at the great bulwark of government corruption and incompetency, and embark on a new era at The Pamphleteer. In the meantime, now is as good a time as any to show us off to your friends.
Thanks for reading.