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No. 219: What If We Didn't Let the Actors Vote?

⁂ Nashville's Alt-Daily ⁂ The Slap · Dental Bill · Median Income · Biden's Gaffe · Much More!

Good morning, everyone.

I had planned out a whole other thing to write this morning, but the fresh hell of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock live on television was too much to pass up. I didn't watch the Oscars — because I don't hate myself like that — but I did catch wind of and see videos that captured the moment when Will Smith received the stink eye from his wife and charged upstage to discipline Chris Rock.

Since the event, people have been fiddling with the standard moral calculator one whips out when anything contentious in the public eye happens, asking, "Was he justified?"

That's a question I can't answer, but I could do the standard opinion column gag whereby I use the public's response to the incident to say something about larger issues like the War in Ukraine or, hell, maybe you could even make The Slap about COVID-19 or even as a brick in the "words are literally violence" wall. I don't know. Truthfully, it doesn't matter and I tend to hold to the ancient Roman historian Livy's view that actors shouldn't be allowed to vote, so their little spats and hissy fits are below my line

That's not really relevant to this particular event. But something that comes to mind is how it's gotten harder and harder to separate the actors from the non-actors. There's a strong argument to be made that even our National Senators and Congressmen are essentially actors at this point, producing soundbites that they channel into votes and donations while the real deals and bills get signed behind closed doors or by Executive dictate, beyond the view of the public, and outside the bounds of classically Democratic deliberation.

So, oddly enough, we're back at what I originally wanted to write about which was a call-to-arms to avert your gaze from national politics and direct it more locally where political decisions will more materially affect your quality of life. The large machinations, hearings, and public outbursts coming from Washington DC — and Los Angeles, for that matter — have more in common with Will Smith's slap than they do anything else.

I'm oversimplifying it, of course, but what good is an opinion column if not for oversimplifying? In any event, we write about Nashville news and politics for a reason. Because it matters to us far more than whatever performative condemnation comes from a Senator up in DC whether we agree with it or not. The most we can muster when clips surface of Ted Cruz grilling the most recent Supreme Court nominee is to nod in agreement and say, "Great performance, Ted."

Today, we look at a strange bill floating through the chamber, observe changes in income in the state of Tennessee, and briefly review why Biden's latest gaffe has received such wide condemnation.

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We're looking at a bill placed on committee this week and scratching our heads. HB2032 (Ramsey-District 20, R) and SB2026 (Powers-District 22, R) seem straightforward enough. These sister bills simply state that the board of dentistry is required to make semi-annual reports of proceedings and activities to the governor. Once you listen to the description of the bill on the House floor, things take a strange turn.

In an explanation that connects HPV (the STD) to mouth cancer, then mouth cancer to oral care, the bill allows for dentists to recommend and administer HPV vaccines to their dental patients. Of course, this follows suit with other odd bills targeting the interfaces in society where access can be gained to adolescents for the purpose of administering vaccines. The obsession with injecting children without parental consent is widening the chasm of trust that has been slowly eroding over the past two years.


An interactive map allows you to explore the percentage change in median household income in Tennessee since 2015.

Source: Percentage change in median household income in Tennessee
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  • Pie Town commercial building sells for $9.2M (Post)
  • SoBro property sells for $45M (Post)
  • Virgin hotel parking component sells for $12.17M (Post)
  • Downtown mixed-use building listed for undisclosed price (Post)


Many have been left wondering what was so controversial about Biden's remarks that "Putin cannot remain in power". It seems obvious that we'd want Putin out of power, but as you'll see below, removing Putin from empower goes beyond a mere cease-fire and lays thread bare the US and NATO's intentions to prlong the conflict until their ends are met — cease fires and peace deals be damned.

From British historian Niall Ferguson's column in Bloomberg last week that we linked out to in 'Around the Web':

I have evidence from other sources to corroborate this. “The only end game now,” a senior administration official was heard to say at a private event earlier this month, “is the end of Putin regime. Until then, all the time Putin stays, [Russia] will be a pariah state that will never be welcomed back into the community of nations. China has made a huge error in thinking Putin will get away with it. Seeing Russia get cut off will not look like a good vector and they’ll have to re-evaluate the Sino-Russia axis. All this is to say that democracy and the West may well look back on this as a pivotal strengthening moment.”
I gather that senior British figures are talking in similar terms. There is a belief that “the U.K.’s No. 1 option is for the conflict to be extended and thereby bleed Putin.” Again and again, I hear such language. It helps explain, among other things, the lack of any diplomatic effort by the U.S. to secure a cease-fire.  It also explains the readiness of President Joe Biden to call Putin a war criminal.

Source: Putin Misunderstands History. So, Unfortunately, Does the U.S.
Bloomberg, 22 March 2022, Read Online


  • 🇺🇦 A day after President Joe Biden's nine-word comment about his Russian counterpart, which some said sounded like a call for regime change, Democrats took to Sunday programs to clarify the fiery line while Republicans walked a tightrope of panning both it and Vladimir Putin.
  • ☕️ Starbucks CEO Kevin Johnson will step down on April 4 after five years at the helm of the company. Howard Schultz, who spent decades leading the company before Johnson, will take over as interim CEO and rejoin its board as the company searches for a new chief executive.
  • 📉 Last year’s dramatic spike in excess deaths—mortality not attributed to COVID-19—has appeared to wane. Between October and January, the number of such deaths decreased by more than half, according to death certificate data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
  • 💰 President Joe Biden is expected to propose a new minimum tax that would largely target billionaires when he unveils his 2023 budget. Called the “Billionaire Minimum Income Tax,” it would assess a 20% minimum tax rate on U.S. households worth more than $100 million. Over half the revenue could come from those worth more than $1 billion.
  • 💸 Faced with stiffening sanctions from Western countries over its invasion of Ukraine, Russia is considering accepting bitcoin as payment for its oil and gas exports.
  • 🗺 A Maryland judge on Friday tossed out the state’s Democrat-drawn congressional map ahead of the 2022 mid-term election, ruling that the map is “an extreme gerrymander” intentionally drawn with “partisanship as a predominant intent” to suppress Republican voters.
  • 🏊‍♂️ The Utah legislature quickly overrode Governor Spencer Cox’s veto of a ban on biological males in women’s sports on Friday afternoon, mustering the necessary two-thirds majority in both chambers.


View the full calendar here.

If you're looking for some action on Sunday night in Nashville, go see Santa's Ice Cold Pickers at Santa's Pub. Beer only, cash only, smoking inside, 3am closing, Country/Western tunes, karaoke, $3 16oz PBR, fake cowboys, real cowboys, musicians, hipsters, bikers, biker gals, Belle Meade bros, and Hank Jr's pedal steel guy.

🎙  The Tin Pan South Songwriters Festival is a 5 day, multi-venue festival with a large lineup of solo artists.

🖌 At the Cheekwood, Spanning the Atlantic, The Arts and Crafts Movement, an international trend in the decorative arts that originated in the British Isles during the 19th century.


🎩  History Class @ Bold Patriot Brewing, 5:00, Info

🎸 Harry Fontana @ American Legion Post 82, 7p, Free, Info

💃 Swing Dancing Lessons @ The Bold Patriot, 8p, Free, Info

🕺 Motown Monday @ The 5 Spot, 9p, $5, Info

🎹 Jazz Jam @ The Villager, 11p, Free, Info


🎸 Jerry Cantrell (4/17) @ The Ryman, $35, 7p, Info

🌊 The Brian Jonestown Massacre (5/5) @ Brooklyn Bowl, 8p, $25, Info

🎻 Billy Strings (5/6 – 5/8) @ The Ryman, $39.50+, 8:30, Info for 5/6, 5/7, 5/8

🐷 Primus: a Farewell to Kings tour & Battles (5/9) @ The Ryman, 7:30p, $55+, Info

🥁 Gogol Bordello (5/21) @ Brooklyn Bowl, 8p, $33, Info



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