Headline Hijinx
đď¸ Funny papers make news ¡ NEST meetings ¡ DOGE victims ¡ Disaster relief ¡ Much more!
Good afternoon, everyone.
One of the more interesting things to observe about the media is how different outlets frame the same issues. There are the obvious comparisons between how Fox News and CNN cover the same issue.
A Pew Research Center study made the rounds last week showing that the well-known decline in Christianity in America has stabilized in the past five years. The New York Times published an article on the study headlined âChristianityâs Decline in U.S. Appears to Have Halted, Major Study Shows.â
Just anecdotally, this tracks as true for me having witnessed many acquaintances returning to or joining churches following the chaos and uncertainty that defined the past five yearsâfrom COVID to the gentle destabilization of the social fabric after the Summer of Floyd.
Axios Nashville had a different take on the data. âChristianity's prevalence in Tennessee has shrunk over time, a new study findsâ reads the headline for their blurb on the study in this morningâs newsletter. It is not news to anyone that Christianityâs prevalence is declining in America. But it is news that many signs point to a gentle resurgence.
In other media coverage, the Tennessee Lookout ran a story headlined âNew energy secretary denies climate change a âcrisisâ during Oak Ridge visit.â Thatâs one way to frame what new Secretary of the Department of Energy Chris Wright said during his visit to one of the stateâs crown jewels, but I think it misses the point.
Hereâs the full quote in question:
âDeaths from extreme weather, which is what you hear the press and politiciansâ fear mongering about, it declined over 90% in my lifetime as the populationâs grown. So climate change is a real phenomenon. Itâs just not even remotely close to the worldâs biggest problem.â
Did he deny itâs a crisis or just bring some sanity to the discussion?
Up North in Clarksville, a dyslexic student is suing the public school system for failing to teachi him how to read despite receiving a 3.4 GPA on graduation.
And remember the Green Hills Mall Caper that shut down I-65 for an entire day at the beginning of February? MNPD issued a homicide warrant for the arrest of the man who was robbed in the parking lot.
Onward.
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đď¸ Last Chance To Weigh In On NEST A year ago, Councilmember Quin Evans Segall spearheaded an initiative that would introduce county-wide zoning regulations. The package included nine bills and was referred to as Nashville's Essential Structure for Togetherness (NEST).
At the time, Nashvillians came out swinging against the one-size-fits-all legislation. Many blindsided council members and constituents argued that zoning should be adjusted within each district. Others claimed that the solution, which would encourage density to create affordable housing, is just âsmoke and mirrors.â Ultimately, the conversation was pushed off when the council decided to conduct a Housing and Infrastructure Study before moving forward.
This month, five community conversations are scheduled as Nashville Planning continues to collect information before it makes its final recommendations to the council. Last March, it was made clear that this study would be the last bout of community engagement before new legislation appeared on the docket. âThis is very specifically a planning study, not necessarily an engagement study,â said Councilmember Burkley Allen. Metroâs Assistant Director of Land Development, Lisa Milligan, went on to explain how the analysis of the NEST initiatives will integrate the input gathered a decade ago during the development of the NashvilleNext plan.
There are three community conversations this week, starting with a 5:30 p.m. meeting tonight at the Edmondson Pike Public Library.
đ DOGE Suggests Cuts In Nashville The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) website lists potential areas where the US government can trim the fat when it comes to spending. As it turns out, a few Music City leases held by three US administrations may be on the chopping block. Nashville offices for the Social Security Administration, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, and the Food and Drug Administration all made it onto DOGEâs âWall of Receipts,â which displays suggestions for more than 2,300 contract terminations resulting in $8 billion in savings.
Under the lease savings section, the site outlines 748 lease terminations totaling in about $660 million in savings. The termination of the Social Security Administrationâs lease for one of their Nashville offices would result in an estimated $712,885 in savings, assuming they plan to occupy the space for 5 more years. Likewise, cutting short a local lease held by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration is said to save $82,775, and a massive overhaul to the Food and Drug Administration could save $777,105 in lease payments set to be made by Nashvilleâs branch. For now, all lease terminations remain mere suggestions that aim to shrink the federal governmentâs real estate footprint.
đ Disaster Relief On March 1, 2025, nearly six months after Hurricane Helene, a four-mile section of Interstate 40 on the Tennessee-North Carolina border reopened with one lane per direction. The U.S. Department of Transportation allocated $32 million in emergency funds, managed by Tennessee DOT Commissioner Butch Eley with Trump administration and Secretary Sean Duffyâs support, to repair this critical supply chain route. The reopening aids Tennessee and North Carolina economies by restoring transport and tourism.
Flooding also damaged 60 miles of CSX railroad across the two states, a line carrying 14 million gross tons of freight annually. CSX is working with state and federal agencies to restore the Blue Ridge subdivision, targeting full service by fall 2025. While I-40âs permanent repairs may take two to three years, Tennesseeâs recovery outpaces some post-Katrina projects, which took up to 15 years, due to effective state-federal-private collaboration.
DEVELOPMENT

- Young Buck to open a sports bar and restaurant on Buchanan St. (NBJ)
- Nashville Craft Distillery to close (NBJ)
- West Davidson County apartment complex sells for $101.1M (Post)
- Developer pays $3M for Music Row property (Post)
- Giarratana sells skyscraper penthouse for $9.62M (Post)
THINGS TO DO
View our calendar for the week here and our weekly film rundown here.
đ Visit our On The Radar list to find upcoming events around Nashville.
đ§ On Spotify: Pamphleteer's Picks, a playlist of our favorite bands in town this week.
đ¨đťâđž Check out our Nashville farmer's market guide.
TONIGHT
đ¸ Marc Ridge & The Revelers @ The Basement, 7p, $12.85, Info
đ¸ Sam Grisman & Friends @ Dee's Lounge, 5p, $20, Info
đ¸ Timbo & Lonesome Country @ Jane's Hideaway, 8p, Info
+ modern take on classic country, bluegrass & hillbilly Jazz
đŞ Val Storey, Carl Jackson, Larry Cordle & New Monday @ Station Inn, 8p, $20, Info
đ Grateful Monday @ Acme Feed & Seed, 7p, Free, Info
đş Motown Monday @ The 5 Spot, 9p, $5, Info
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