No. 141: Chinese Finger Traps Grow Up

⁂ Nashville's Alt-Daily ⁂ Zemmour's Speech · Christmastime in TN · Chinese Finger Traps · Brosnan Shrine · Much More!

Good morning, everyone.

Éric Zemmour, known as the French Donald Trump or the French Tucker Carlson depending on who you ask and who they hate the most, announced his decision to run for President of France yesterday and delivered a barn burner of a speech. You can read a translation here or watch a translation (backed by Beethoven's 7th for added dramatic effect) here.

Zemmour has taken a sharp line against unmitigated immigration in France. As a result, he is frequently and hysterically shouted down as an Islamophobe, xenophobe, racist, and all the other predictable labels one earns if he stands up for a particular people in a particular place and time against another people in a particular place and time. It remains to be seen how successful his bid for President will be, but his speech is nonetheless a powerful reminder of what pride in national identity, authentically and learnedly expressed, can look and sound like.

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Nashville

🎄 CHRISTMAS CHEER IS HERE

By Megan Lee Podsiedlik

Marked by a mishap, Governor and First Lady Lee ushered in the Christmas season yesterday at the State Capitol with the annual lighting of the Capitol Christmas tree. When the countdown ended and the moment arrived for the tree to burst forth in holiday splendor, the tree failed to light. A pregnant pause washed over the crowd soon buoyed by jovial remarks from the Governor.

“Okay, so I don’t know what to do here. I’ve found myself in many awkward moments in this job as Governor. This would have to be one of the most awkward.” He added, with good humor, “I don’t know how long we’re going to wait here.”

When the tree finally lit up the Capitol courtyard after the crowd eagerly waited an entire minute, Governor Lee let out an elated, “There we go! Hey, Merry Christmas everyone! Sometimes the best things are given to those who wait.” When reflecting on the last few years, it’s a sentiment that for Tennesseans rings true in more ways than one.

This Christmas’ thirty-foot tree, a Norway Spruce donated by Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Washer of Murfreesboro, stands aglow outside the Capitol entrance. When lit, it sparkles with thousands of red and white lights illuminating gold and red ornaments and is topped with a radiant star. Following the tree lighting ceremony, the capitol corridors rang with the melodious voices of the Belmont University BSA gospel choir and echoed with the nostalgic charm of classic Christmas tunes played by the 129th Army Band jazz ensemble. As patrons attending the event made their way around the Capitol building, more Christmas trees throughout the chambers sat trimmed and ready.

2021 marks Tennessee’s 225th year of statehood. Historical themes reflecting on this fact have been woven into state events and celebrations throughout the year. The Capitol Christmas tree lighting ceremony was no exception. The tannenbaums found within the Capitol were decorated with ornaments representing all 95 Tennessee counties and adorned by ribbons embossed with the 225th year logo.

NOTEWORTHY

  • Besides visiting the Capitol Building and enjoying this year’s Christmas decorations, the Governor’s Mansion will also be open for visitors. The theme is “A Storybook Christmas.” Walking tours are free, but you must register for your visit. (More Info)
  • To celebrate the 225th year of Tennessee’s statehood, Tennesseans across the state are asked to share their stories. The project is called “Untold Tennessee” and you can read stories and submit your own story by going to the special Tennessee 225 website. (More Info)

HEADLINES

DEVELOPMENT

  • East Nashville commercial buildings sell for $2.2M (Post)
  • Investors pay $1.85M for Music Row property (Post)
  • Downtown building lands Dallas restaurant (Post)
  • City, BMS strike deal for NASCAR to return to Fairgrounds Speedway (Post)
  • N.J. company pays $22.82M for Madison apartments (Post)
  • Vacant Gulch Warehouse Gearing Up For Multi-Tenant Retail Refresh In Nashville. (Now Next)
National

⌘ CHINESE FINGER TRAPS

We all remember those bamboo toys known as Chinese finger traps that seemed to materialize on command in our youth. The premise of the toys is simple: stick one finger in each end of the toy and try to pull them out. The harder you pull, the tighter the trap wraps around your fingers. The only way out is to push your two fingers towards each other which loosens the whole apparatus and allows your fingers to go free.

But things have changed since you were a kid. The Chinese reputation for distributing cheap gag toys has fallen to reveal a new face, one in which China views itself as the successor to the Global American Empire. The new traps they deploy are more malignant than those throwaway party favors and involve saddling nations with debt — debt traps.

In concord with the ambitious Belt and Road Initiative, China lends money to nations along the path of its expanding web of infrastructure. The Chinese will lend money in exchange for managerial oversight of infrastructure such as shipping and airports. Typically these loans are negotiated with poorer nations based on the shared understanding that the nation's taking on Chinese capital and influence will improve conditions.

One such example is Uganda who signed an agreement with China in 2015 for millions of dollars in cash in exchange for allowing Beijing to oversee the country's air traffic operations including those at its only international airport. Now, Ugandans see the light of what they've given up. A problematic contract has led Ugandan leaders to signal that the deal gave up too much of their sovereignty to China and next year, Uganda will essentially surrender control of its largest airport to Beijing.

⚔︎ MISSIVES

  • The UK has set new COVID rules that force people to isolate for 10 days if they come into contact with someone who has the omicron variant or risk a hefty fine. The rules were enshrined into law and will stick until March.
  • As expected, Jerome Powell speculated that the omicron variant will exacerbate inflation and supply chain issues. The variant introduces uncertainty into a precariously balanced global economy. The question is: how much will government policy muck things up?
  • 🤡 New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern graciously gives the citizens of Auckland permission to visit friends and family and even use their bathroom if they have to. The moratorium on "public urination" is over. Kiwis rejoice.
  • 🦄 Vox pens a heartfelt paean to the protection and recategorizing of invasive species with an article titled 'It’s time to stop demonizing “invasive” species'. Because climate change is forcing them to move, we shouldn't called them invaders merely guests, or how about, friends — better yet, citizens.
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THINGS TO DO

View the full calendar here.

🖼 At the Frist, Medieval Bologna: Art for a University City is running until January 30 and American Art Deco: Designing for the People, 1918–1939 until January 2.

TONIGHT

😳 Open Mic Comedy @ Fat Kat Slims, 7p, Free, Info

🎻 Blue Grass Wednesday @ American Legion Post 82, 7p, Free, Info

🎹 Lamont Landers @ Bourbon Street Blues & Boogie, 8p, $10, Free, Info
+ Funky

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☎︎ The media blackout of the Waukesha attack is intentional A little more than a week ago, a deranged criminal intentionally drove his SUV through a crowd at the Waukesha Christmas Parade, killing six people and injuring dozens. The national media don’t seem to care.

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