The Flat Curver Awards
Our first, and hopefully last, awards honoring those who stood strong against the rising tide of Covid tyranny and ruthlessly mocking those that didn't
Belcourt Theatre
The Flat Curver Award for Most Entrepreneurial
Sen. Joey Hensley
The Flat Curver Award for Being Ahead of the Curve
Brett Kelman
The Flat Curver Award for Having the Biggest Covid Boner
Rep. Jason Zachary
The Flat Curver Award for Having a Spine
Jeff Mason
The Flat Curver Award for The Unsung Hero
Gov. Bill Lee
The Flat Curver Award for Biggest Disappointment
Gary Humble
The Flat Curver Award for Most Effective Activist
Senator Dr. Col. Richard Briggs, MD
The Flat Curver Award for Most Credentialed Buffoon
hatWRKS
The Flat Curver Award for Most Colorful Commentator
Joy Styles
The Flat Curver Award for Most Hazardous to the Environment
Robby Starbuck
The Flat Curver Award for the Media Gadfly
Steve Smith
The Flat Curver Award for The Cock of the Walk
Michelle Fiscus
The Flat Curver Award for Biggest Predator
Glenn Jacobs
The Flat Curver's Title Belt Award